Suri s burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Suri s burn book was made by someone to share suri s thoughts on other celebrity kids and their fashion. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out. Allie hagan, the creator of the immensely popular blog suris burn book, which has now become its own book, featured everywhere from people magazine to the daily beast, only added to that persona by creating the tongueincheek version of suri who spends most of her pampered days critiquing the famous people and kids she sees around her. The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25yearold graduate of. The carters filed for trademarks on the names rumi and sir, which is awkward because both of those are kind of infringing on my brand. Allie hagan s hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart 9780762447350. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart is the book version of her hilarious tumblr, suri s burn book, which imagines what tom cruise and katie. Suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. If you love to hate spoiled celebrity children or their obnoxious celebrity parents, this is the blog for you.
Hopefully my arguments are sound, and you decide im worth a sub o. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals. Suri, as imagined by hagan, was the queen bee of her generation, the style icon who was totally above it all, but agreed to. Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. Tumblr suri is kind of a jerk and a surprisingly literate jerk, for a 5yearold. Nov 07, 20 while the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn booka tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. Im not going to lie, its very interesting reading all the comments suri makes. Sep 28, 2012 not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book. They may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from th. Suri s burn book one part celebrity fashion, two parts comedy, and a whole lot of sass, suri s burn book takes a playful jab at celebrity kids and their somewhat ridiculous outfits.
This post has not been vetted or endorsed by buzzfeeds editorial staff. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. I was trolling the internet today while mom was at work and i came across the most fabulous website ever except for mine, of course. Suris burn book, a printed collection of fictional rants by the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, suris snarky and clever wit covers everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. I want to tackle issues of religion, morality, philosophy, and perhaps a touch of science. Suris burn book on my blog, suris burn book and in its print form, i portray suri cruise as a takenoprisoners perfectionist, like anna wintour in miniature. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn book a tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. And allie hagan, the woman who blogs as if she is suri. Suri s burn book discussion in stan fair started by datb1sh, jul 9, 20. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint.
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This is embarrassing and will probably haunt her forever, but ugh, shes making it work. Allie hagan based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the. Author of suris burn book allie hagan hosts a party in washington dc for her new book based on the popular blog. Shiloh jolie jolie pitt cute little girls cute kids katie holmes flower dresses what i wore world of fashion handsome.
Suri s burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. Forums celebrity alley celebrity news and gossip stan fair. Just because you dont have a ferragamo handbag doesnt mean you can behave like a child.
See more of suri s burn book by allie hagan on facebook. Its suri cruises aka tomkittens blog, called suris burn book. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring. Writer behind suri s burn book blog publishes book home. Written in the fictional voice of tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter suri, the burn book is dedicated to the people who disappoint her.
Allie hagan, fictionally writing as suri cruise daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, judges other celebrities in their children from a hilarious perspective. Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywoods littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fivey. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Suri s burn book loose threads 5112012 aquascutum officially sold. Click to share on facebook opens in new window click to share on reddit opens in new window. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. The always flappable daughter of tomkat has something to say about everything that has happened this summer. Through the website suris burn book, which she writes from her home in washington, d. What can you tell our readers about your new book suri s burn book. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. Most interesting is al suri s shift from guntoting combatant to ideological propagandist and his lasting influences. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book. Thats where the offspring of tom cruise and katie holmes, sixyearold suri cruise, comes in in the new book suris burn book.
No, not the girl from your iphone, but suri cruise. Its easy to imagine her this way when we see her heading to a latenight new york dinner in kitten heels and marc jacobs. Suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing. Suris burn book favorite books of 2012 popsugar love.
As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suri s burn book. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart. Fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Suri s burn book this is something between an overview and a recap of the tumblr. It is on tumblr, twitter and apparently now has its own written, and published book. Suris burn boo k retweeted kiernan shipka suris burn boo k. Suris burn book allie hagan suri cruise book refinery29. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now. Allie hagan based on the blog, this clever book of snarky commentary is told from the imagined world of suri. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. Suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing tumblr. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant.
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